Chatting with a seven year old

I've been carpooling home from work with my seven year old nephew for the past few days (he's doing summer camp at the museum). A chatty boy in the back seat is so much fun! I am now well versed on the ins and outs of playing "What Time Is It, Mr. Fox?"--a game I have played for the past few summers with my summer camp kids. And then "Blue Microwave"...this one I've never heard of and sort of don't get. I also can talk Bakugan trash with the best of the kid crowd. Bring on the brawl baby. But best of all, I have a new stash of cheesy kid jokes.

Q: What do cows read in the morning?
A: The Moospaper

Q: What happened when Mickey Mouse got in the bathtub?
A: He came out squeaky clean.

I think everyone should get a daily dose of seven year old chatter!